Because I'm stressed and trying to do too many things at one time and it's only a little after seven a.m. I pulled up some funnies someone emailed me. Oh and I'm not in a man hating mood, just looks that way :)
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why do so many women fake orgasms?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Husband: "Want a quickie?"
Wife: "As opposed to what?"
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
Ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids